tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7049507763520377037.post5011505799241038550..comments2023-11-10T04:46:34.666-08:00Comments on [ED] Logs: Masturbation Questions and AnswersDr. James Kammhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06086742618138478838noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7049507763520377037.post-37210672429860108002009-01-05T20:31:26.730-08:002009-01-05T20:31:26.730-08:00im a teacher and i caught my 11 year old student m...im a teacher and i caught my 11 year old student masturbating during class the other day--don't know if I should tell her I saw or not..Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7049507763520377037.post-83384396665905807982008-01-21T13:11:00.002-08:002008-01-21T13:11:00.002-08:00My mother caught me once - told me I'd go blind if...My mother caught me once - told me I'd go blind if I kept doing it - I told her it felt so good could I do it just until I needed glassesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7049507763520377037.post-52705818381801596302008-01-21T13:11:00.001-08:002008-01-21T13:11:00.001-08:00for all the fundies here- "love thy neighbor as yo...for all the fundies here- "love thy neighbor as you would love yourself" - would that make me the neighborhood handyman?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7049507763520377037.post-18963090580634561792008-01-21T13:11:00.000-08:002008-01-21T13:11:00.000-08:00Since women have vibrators, does the mean men have...Since women have vibrators, does the mean men have wankel engines?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7049507763520377037.post-85511471900017131622008-01-21T13:10:00.002-08:002008-01-21T13:10:00.002-08:00Hey, how come there's no picture next to this stor...Hey, how come there's no picture next to this story like all the other ones. I feel a little cheated.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7049507763520377037.post-24182367061541271952008-01-21T13:10:00.001-08:002008-01-21T13:10:00.001-08:00so AG you dream alot about flying with Fred T, I s...so AG you dream alot about flying with Fred T, I surmise LOLAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7049507763520377037.post-71936243136677640782008-01-21T13:10:00.000-08:002008-01-21T13:10:00.000-08:00Well actually, what you're saying makes sense cuz ...Well actually, what you're saying makes sense cuz you know what I learned in Psychology class in college? The flying dreams are sexual or that you are having an orgasm. So I guess it would be strongly related to the wet dream! :DAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7049507763520377037.post-73349180015948109612008-01-21T13:09:00.001-08:002008-01-21T13:09:00.001-08:00Thats called the stranger, didn't you ever watch t...Thats called the stranger, didn't you ever watch the movie gone in sixty seconds? As compared to the movie come in sixty seconds, that was on a different channel.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7049507763520377037.post-15324916480130982272008-01-21T13:09:00.000-08:002008-01-21T13:09:00.000-08:00But wouldn't it feel better if your hand fell asle...But wouldn't it feel better if your hand fell asleep <BR/><BR/>just like a teacher correcting grammer while I'm doing my hammer <BR/><BR/>1- "fell asleep "implies its was tired after the fact <BR/><BR/>2- "falls asleep" means it got bored during the act <BR/><BR/>Just a little change in tense can make you tenseAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7049507763520377037.post-71554429127031239262008-01-21T13:08:00.000-08:002008-01-21T13:08:00.000-08:00Exactly--it's called "the stranger"!Exactly--it's called "the stranger"!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7049507763520377037.post-89468551893227067822008-01-21T11:41:00.000-08:002008-01-21T11:41:00.000-08:00Wet dreams are better than masterbation, because y...Wet dreams are better than masterbation, because your subconscious knows what you REALLY like. But, the older one gets, the fewer wet dreams become, kind of like flying dreams. Of course, I'd rather have a regular flying dream than a sexy wet dream, as crazy as that might sound. <BR/><BR/>Damn, I haven't had a flying dream since I ended up dreaming about flying way up in the sky over Los Angeles Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7049507763520377037.post-23839895586875296672008-01-21T11:40:00.000-08:002008-01-21T11:40:00.000-08:00At least it'll never be unrequited.At least it'll never be unrequited.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7049507763520377037.post-7807243700451473502008-01-21T11:21:00.002-08:002008-01-21T11:21:00.002-08:00The other day my wife caught me texting my hand, I...The other day my wife caught me texting my hand, I think she's on to us!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7049507763520377037.post-77291065260548799722008-01-21T11:21:00.001-08:002008-01-21T11:21:00.001-08:00All the way through High School I carried a pictur...All the way through High School I carried a picture of my favorite sex partner in my wallet....my right hand.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7049507763520377037.post-16035978047986550382008-01-21T11:21:00.000-08:002008-01-21T11:21:00.000-08:00Dear God don,t let Huckabee find out about this......Dear God don,t let Huckabee find out about this.....?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7049507763520377037.post-38079057766457604262008-01-21T10:09:00.001-08:002008-01-21T10:09:00.001-08:00There is nothing wrong with a little self love.There is nothing wrong with a little self love.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7049507763520377037.post-52558576195650392262008-01-21T10:09:00.000-08:002008-01-21T10:09:00.000-08:00You mean to tell me its OK and I shouldn't be asha...You mean to tell me its OK and I shouldn't be ashamed? Well that just took the zing out of it!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7049507763520377037.post-53875770432504623822008-01-21T10:08:00.005-08:002008-01-21T10:08:00.005-08:00But wouldn't it feel better if your hand fell asle...But wouldn't it feel better if your hand fell asleep?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7049507763520377037.post-43418534553692489572008-01-21T10:08:00.004-08:002008-01-21T10:08:00.004-08:00Now THAT's funny!Now THAT's funny!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7049507763520377037.post-4091672503228221892008-01-21T10:08:00.003-08:002008-01-21T10:08:00.003-08:00The ultimate rejection -- your hand falls asleepThe ultimate rejection -- your hand falls asleepAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7049507763520377037.post-81065850488358283412008-01-21T10:08:00.002-08:002008-01-21T10:08:00.002-08:00If you don't know - well, there's some new medicat...If you don't know - well, there's some new medications for Alzheimers that you might find useful... {8>D)=Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7049507763520377037.post-23709595130345537392008-01-21T10:08:00.001-08:002008-01-21T10:08:00.001-08:00When I do it, I wear a condom, AND a rubber glove,...When I do it, I wear a condom, AND a rubber glove, who knows where either of those things have been.:)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7049507763520377037.post-24244468766396527222008-01-21T10:08:00.000-08:002008-01-21T10:08:00.000-08:00How about, "Dad, I'm not hitting THAT head."How about, "Dad, I'm not hitting THAT head."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7049507763520377037.post-9720047476416907822008-01-21T10:07:00.003-08:002008-01-21T10:07:00.003-08:00Funny.Funny.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7049507763520377037.post-70491881510195231822008-01-21T10:07:00.002-08:002008-01-21T10:07:00.002-08:00A father hears a lot of noise coming from his sons...A father hears a lot of noise coming from his sons room, suspecting what is going on he runs to the door and tell his son to quit what he is doing or he will go blind, There is a pause and his son replies, what do you mean I will go blind? The father explains that if a boxer receives to many blows to the head he will get a detached retina and will go blind, to which the son replies, but dad I'm Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com